{"id":325,"date":"2003-08-04T11:25:28","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T11:25:28","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-12-18T01:30:41","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T00:30:41","slug":"pre-report-by-xurro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"Pre Report by Xurro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>xurro writes :Noticia d&#8217;\u00faltima hora de TEO NEWS <\/p>\n<p>S&#8217;ha trobat al solar dels manolos de can Bar\u00e7a, el cos sense vida del conductor d&#8217;un autobus, l&#8217;individu estava despullat i presentava signes de viol\u00e8ncia sexual.<\/p>\n<p>L&#8217;empresa que gestionava l&#8217;autobus va denunciar la desaparici\u00f3 del bus el dissabte a la tarda kuant no el van poder localitzar per anar fer un servei a Castelldefels, l&#8217;empresa no enten k no rebessin kap keixa de les persones k l&#8217;havien contractat.<\/p>\n<p>Es creu k un psic\u00f2pata va robar l&#8217;autobus i seguint les indicacions de les samarretes dels individus que anaven a una despedida, va voler seguir la co\u00f1a: &#8220;Putegem al Xavi&#8221; per\u00f2 com estava com una regadera va voler putejar a tot el grup.<\/p>\n<p>FILL DE P***!!! <\/p>\n<p>\u00daltimes not\u00edcies diuen k s&#8217;ha vist al Fam\u00f3s JUAN (el d&#8217;OT no!!!) pels voltants de l&#8217;Aeroport de BCN vestit de pilot i amb el carnet de conduir a la m\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p>Seguirem Informant<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xurro writes :Noticia d&#8217;\u00faltima hora de TEO NEWS S&#8217;ha trobat al solar dels manolos de can Bar\u00e7a, el cos sense vida del conductor d&#8217;un autobus, l&#8217;individu estava despullat i presentava signes de viol\u00e8ncia sexual. L&#8217;empresa que gestionava l&#8217;autobus va denunciar la desaparici\u00f3 del bus el dissabte a la tarda kuant no el van poder localitzar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}