{"id":27,"date":"2001-03-02T09:20:14","date_gmt":"2001-03-02T09:20:14","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-12-18T01:30:40","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T00:30:40","slug":"esquiada-de-tius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"\u00abEsquiada\u00bb de tius&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>G\u00fceeeenaaaaasssss !!!<br \/>\n<br \/>mireu, avui tinc una mica de mal rollu. Sabeu pk???<br \/>\n<br \/>doncs pk es veu ke com cada any, tots els tius de la colla s\u00b4en van a fer una \u00abesquiada\u00bb por esos mundos nevados de dios&#8230;.ells es pasen TOT l\u00b4any parlant de la seva famosa \u00abesquiada\u00bb, ke si ens ho passem PIP\u00d3N, ke si \u00abesquiem\u00bb MOLT, ke si despr\u00e9s surtim MOLT, ke si lliguem MOLT, etc, etc, etc&#8230;..<br \/>\n<br \/>pro&#8230;.akest any&#8230;.va i se les ocurre hacer una \u00absurfeada\u00bb&#8230;..la madre del cordero!!!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nNo us podeu ni imaginar lo trist ke es per mi (una surfera pofesion\u00e1 !!!) no poder veure a 13 palillerus grandotes i peluts (b\u00e9&#8230;si m\u00e9s no&#8230;la major\u00eda d\u00b4ells&#8230;) jugant a ser surferus&#8230;TOT el sant dia per terra, ai uis kin mal m\u00b4he fet, ostiaputa kinamerdataulakenoemgira, cagoent\u00f3 silos\u00e9novengo&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>Despr\u00e9s de&#8230;.20 minuts?? (tirant llarg&#8230;) intentant aixecarse&#8230;es treur\u00e0n la taula i dir\u00e0n tots plegats:<br \/> CARRIL !!!   nem al bar&#8230;.MARICALULTIM !!!<\/p>\n<p>Si els hi keden ganes&#8230;.sortir\u00e0n de marxeta i semblar\u00e0n l\u00b4equip de mus de competici\u00f3 categor\u00eda PARAL\u00cdMPICA&#8230;i no t\u00b4ho perdis pk en akestes condicions a m\u00e9s a m\u00e9s esperar\u00e0n lligar-se a unes xatis !!!<\/p>\n<p>en fin&#8230;.PEN\u00d2S!!!<\/p>\n<p>Per finalitzar, m\u00b4agradar\u00eda dir a akests 13 nois ke kuan estiguin emprenyats, mullats, baldats i tinguin el cul com un bevedero de patos&#8230;pensar\u00e0n aix\u00f2&#8230;..<br \/>\n<br \/>L\u00b4ANY KE VE TORNAREM A FER LA NOSTRE \u00abESQUIADA\u00bb !!!<\/p>\n<p>Bromes apart, Mariloli desitja que us ho passeu MOLT b\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G\u00fceeeenaaaaasssss !!! mireu, avui tinc una mica de mal rollu. Sabeu pk??? doncs pk es veu ke com cada any, tots els tius de la colla s\u00b4en van a fer una \u00abesquiada\u00bb por esos mundos nevados de dios&#8230;.ells es pasen TOT l\u00b4any parlant de la seva famosa \u00abesquiada\u00bb, ke si ens ho passem PIP\u00d3N, ke&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.arbeat.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}