George W. Bush y Tony Blair est\u00e1n en la Casa Blanca cenando. <\/p>\n
Uno de los invitados se acerca a ellos y les pregunta que de <\/p>\n
qu\u00e9 est\u00e1n discutiendo. <\/p>\n
– “Estamos haciendo planes para la tercera guerra mundial”, <\/p>\n
dice Bush.. <\/p>\n
– “\u00edVaya!”, contesta el invitado. – \u00bfY cu\u00e1les son esos <\/p>\n
planes?” <\/p>\n
– “Vamos a matar a 400 millones de musulmanes y un dentista”, <\/p>\n
contesta Bush. <\/p>\n
El invitado les mira algo extra\u00f1ado y pregunta: <\/p>\n
– “\u00bfUn….dentista?, \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 un dentista?” <\/p>\n
Blair golpea a Bush en el hombro y le dice: <\/p>\n
– “Qu\u00e9 te dije? Nadie va a preguntar por los musulmanes”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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